// txt mssge i received with my friend. New version(Base on nescafe decaf))//

Nanay: anak bawal ka pa makipagsex. bata ka pa. baka mabuntis ka!!

Anak: Bawal bawal ka dyan!! and so wat kung bata pa aq. makikipagsex aq kung gus2 q nka-condom nmn ah, so d parin aq mabubuntis. masarap kaya! Try mo!!! XD…wahaha try mo daw!!!

// Short POem//

Like walking in the Bluest sands at the coasts of Puerto galera…..

Where sea deities break mortal souls…..

Like leaving this place i should never call home….

Like loving a man i could never call my own……=’(

// THINK GREEN!!!!//

-The success of your masturbation rely or depend on your hands….ryt???…..d way you do it….hahahha!!!! if i were you i gonna enjoy it…..hahahha!!! green minded and pervert >.< d ah!!!!..hahaha!!!

// GREEN BUT TRUE!!! DO NOT DENY IT!!!//

-DO you know that the MDAS FORMULA in mathematics can also be use in other way, even though it is not arranged correctly the basic formula are still there, it goes like this: ADD two people, SUBTRACT their clothes, DIVIDE her legs, then, MULTIPLY!!! hahaha green but true!!!

// Major-major…..//

Wuhuhuhuuhu!!! i have new chikara hats, and new cd albums of pedicab!!! happy i have those things as a collections….=D

// A non-intellectual sentence i made =P…LOL..>.<//

Never mind the Guts and Glory……just be happy with somebody…..just don’t let it hurt you….or else……you may get “nervous breakdown”, due to depression…LOL!!!

// Paki reblog naman ng bonggang-bongga!!! ^^//

discosixsixsix:

rarivera:

Mamaya na! 6pm. Kasama si J.Sonic, Nix Puno at ang bonggang-bonggang si Diego “Dmaps” Mapa!!!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-caldereta-sesions

With any luck, you’ll be seeing the unicorn too! Bonggang-bongga!

// Lesson again…….people who start their name with B get ready!!!//

—Nuknukan ka ng bait. Kung may isang taong makacanonize bilang isang living saint, definitely, isa ka s magi2ng candidate! Open for everybody ang iyng mga ass., dhil ayw mng npa2god ang mga classm8’s m sa ka2isip ng mga sagot! dinaig m p ang 0% interest ng mga bngko, dhil ok lng khit d n byaran ang inutng sayo! Ayw m rin makakta ng mga ngu2tom kya pnaggrcery m ang mga taong grasa. Naala2 m b nung nsak2 k ng hldaper sa puso? Pnatwad m agd ung hldaper dhil bread knife lng nmn yung gnamit at hndi k nmn natetano…..w0w……SUPER BAIT M NMN………ayw kta mging kaibgan..hahahah bka masunog aq eh….>.<

// ask me anything……..//

:))

Ask me anything

// YOUNHA is SAD…..BAD NEWS i got….T_T…….X(….//